Todd (VO): It's nice to know that even when making a song about killing and devouring someone, Maroon 5 remain as bland and lifeless as ever. Maroon 5 - "Animals" Adam: Baby, I'm preying on you tonight Hunt you down, eat you alive Just like animals Maroon 5 has finally released a song that may as well be from Patrick Bateman's point of view. If Patrick Bateman existed in 2014, Maroon 5 would be exactly the kind of middle-of-the-road, soulless garbage he'd listen to. to serve a basic need in this case, to fill time on the radio. Todd: All of Maroon 5's songs in the past four years remind me of.like, a table or a towel rod, a blender, just some kind of functional product there. Todd (VO): Maroon 5 may not be the worst thing in music, but they are the most pointless. But at least he doesn't sound like a cyborg robot goose. Todd (VO): No, no, stop, I don't care what you have to say to that guy.
#Jason derulo songs list 2014 free
I break free 'Cause I can't resist it no more #10 Ĭlip from The Voice Chris Jamison: I still get jealous Carson Daly: Adam, what did you think? Adam Levine: Dude, listen. Todd (VO): The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2014! Ariana. Ariana: This is the part when I say I don't want ya Zedd - "Break Free", which serves as the interlude throughout the countdown. Ladies and gentlemen.Ĭlip of Ariana Grande ft. It's just.I had a lot of bad stuff to deal with, so let's just get this over with. We'll deal with the good song shortage in the other list, but holy God, this year blew. Not only was the bad stuff bad, the good stuff wasn't as good. Todd (VO): This was actually the worst year in.well, pretty much everything, but especially pop music, I think I can even remember. 2 Chainz - " Talk Dirty" DJ Snake and Lil Jon - " Turn Down for What" Sia - " Chandelier" Sam Smith - "Stay With Me" Nicki Minaj - " Anaconda" and Taylor Swift - " Blank Space" Todd: Yeah, see, we have fun, don't we? No, no, I did enjoy reviewing music this year more than I did the year before, and I'm glad and I think it was.more positive to watch, and I want some goddamn credit for that because 2014 was even worse! Montage of clips of MAGIC! - " Rude" Meghan Trainor - " All About That Bass" Jason Derulo ft. For the most part, I think I succeeded.Ĭlip from review for " Turn Down for What" Todd: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT! So for 2014, I decided to make an effort to, you know, be more positive, have more fun, try not to be so bitter and depressing and crabby. There's only so much bile and anger people can take before it gets to you, so I get it. I was just so burnt out by how bad the year was for music that a lot of people told me I started getting kinda hard to watch. Todd: In 2013.I'll admit, I got really negative.
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